Like The Wind

Facebook.

I used to think that eBay had the worst customer service on the face of the earth. I now know someone has finally outdone them – Facebook. They simply have NONE.
Last week they disabled my account because someone told them I was “not the real Breeze Zuckerman”. Seriously someone actually took time out of their pathetic life to click on a bunch of prompts and let Facebook know I wasn’t ME.

So I contacted this “social network” and politely clicked on some prompts and was told (huge stretch of the word – cuz there is no one to talk to, just automatic boiler plate emails) that my “concern” will go into a queue and at some point in the future (again huge stretch of the word) they will address my concern. Meanwhile, they asked me, don’t open a new Facebook account to not “confuse the investigation”. Being my polite and cooperative self I complied. Their so called queue is probably a few millions of miles long cuz of course I never heard back from them, there is no phone number to call, email address to write or High Mountain to send smoke signals from.

So as much as I am saddened to lose contact with my Facebook friends at this point I am going to move on. My life is way too busy to fight the windmills of the inflated ego of Mark Zuckerberg and his posse.

From now on My rants and pearls of wisdom will be posted here and on Twitter. Please join me.